Welcome to a website for people!

If you have a b-b-b-brain, then you've come to the W-W-W-WRONG place!

skeletons are badass

This is a SICK!!! website that is constantly broken!!! WEB PURISTS GO AWAY!!!

I am Penny and I'm the super gay owner of this website! Girls are and this website is

I USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS!!! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, F-F-F-F-SCREW OFF!!!

Hey! I made an interactive story! It's called Wacky Wonderful West! Read it! Here!

Ey, man! I make some pretty STORIES!!! that you should totally read!!!

CHRONOSPACE DREAMSCAPE!: a story about internet hackers who go on a journey to save a corrupt internet and it's cool

Eastbound Homebound!: it's a story about a group of mixed species friends causing trouble and watching the end of the world cutely